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Let's see, what's new? What's going on?

You know, if any one of us ever commits a real heinous crime or runs for office--this "blog" will come up. I mean, say Meg & Adam go on a shooting spree ending in a murder-suicide. When they talk about them on the news, they will bring up this website and say something like:

"Megan W. occasionally wrote in a "web log" to keep in touch with her college friends. She wrote disturbing comments, like this one dated 10/25/2005: "..the rest of us are now free to smoke crack or build dungeons in our basements ..." Then they will show the picture she has on her profile.

The news anchor will then shake his head about the waste of humanity while shuffling his papers around. He'll then look right into the camera and say, "Now Trish has an interesting story about reformed gang members creating planters out of their AK 47s." And then news anchor man will wink.

That's it, that's all I've got for tonight.