6:30 p.m. Monday

Helloooooooooooooooooooooo!

I just spent the entire weekend trying to de-virus my computer. Can I just tell you, I HATE ALL COMPUTER VIRUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just a note, if any of you out there don't have SPYBOT or ADAWARE on your computer, download it now...wha ta lifesaver!

Dana made me promise that I would share a story about my callousness, so here it goes. For some inane reason Dana and I decided to switch sides on the bed (oh, what old farty couples do for a good time) ...well, in the middle of the night i sent Dana a flying elbow to the face (I was apparently dreaming about a UFC cage match). She woke up screaming something like "OW OW OW, MY EYE!!!!"...and though I woke up and heard her and realized what I did, I just rolled over and fell back asleep without even asking if she was ok, so she spent the rest of the night worrying that she would wake up with a black eye. In the morning when she asked me about it, I denied everything and told her I never woke up and did not remember anything. It wasn't until later that I told her that I knew everything, and just pretended to sleep through it...and she made me promise to tell y'all...

I am so mad, A Current Affair is on instead of the Simpsons. What kind of crap is that????

So that's it from me...